The domain ditaswindsurfacademy.sea has been seized under Operation Biltong, a joint investigation into one South African woman and her many, many business ventures.
Dita Janx, also known as Mistress Raven and Janet Mumbolasi. Do not approach. Do not buy a candle. Do not let her near your melons (ref: Safeway).
Ralph Fiennes is assisting police with their enquiries. He has the Facebook password.
Constance of Christchurch, Dorset is still owed a loaf of banana bread.
If you have purchased goods or services from this website, please accept that you will never see your money again. Howzit.
This is a joke inside a fan-made game. Dita Janx is a character played by Olympia Avalanche. No real agency, academy or candles were involved.
Hello, darlings. I'm Head. I used to co-host a wine show. Now I host this.